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I definately work with the greatest people ever. They are the most witty and most sarcastic group of people that I know. I would also like to believe they are some of the smartest, but that is questionable for some people.
Ok, so I want to learn how to play chess. TJ said he'd show me but it would take a couple of days to "really get it down." I love these people. It's always fun times and there's rarely a dull moment.
I wonder what I should to do after I have mastered the game of chess. Any ideas?